Farm Fashionista

| 2/6/2014 9:42:00 AM

Tags: Makeover, Clothing, Farm, Fashionista, Practicality, Survival, Style, A Christmas Story, Windbreaker, Thermal, Silk, Fleece, Insulated, Renee-Lucie Benoit,

Renee-Lucie BenoitI would be a great candidate for the “What Not to Wear” show on TV. That is the most iconic of all makeover shows that used to air on The Learning Channel. Their show ended after 10 years last October. If it was still on and I could get accepted, Stacy London and Clinton Kelly would have a field day with me. Usually they just throw the makeover candidate’s clothes in a big ole trash bin. With me I’m pretty sure they’d scream “burn!” if they ever got hold of my motley selection of clothing. If only I could wean myself away from the television, I know I would be happy as a clam in my goofy duds. I could also try scurrying past the mirror without looking and not pause to inspect the reflection. I can’t help myself. I’m too weak – or vain – and the urge is too strong.

Here’s the problem. On a ranch or farm there’s something that takes over, and it’s called Practicality. You might even go as far as to call it Survival. Manolo Blahnik wouldn’t go over very well here. I don’t care how perfectly balanced his stiletto heels are. Can you just see yourself mucking stalls in heels? It’s totally ludicrous. I know I’m preaching to the choir. You know what I’m talking about. I would love to see all the “get-ups” that you folks yank over your faces and hike up to your waists just to get by and not freeze to death while you go about your business. We could call it "Farm Fashionista," and we could have a documentary made about us. Why not? Well, we could even submit it to "America’s Funniest Home Videos." Might as well get a good laugh out of it on the side, wha huh? One thing I know about farm people is that they love a good laugh, and they don’t care if it’s at their expense. Farm people have enough depth and confidence not to be intimidated about what other people think about how they look. Anyhoot, we have a job to do, don't we? Everything else comes in second.

Still and all, I try to dress with some style. I try. I don’t succeed. Maybe on the rare occasion when we go to town for dinner. Most of the time all it takes is one look at the thermometer and my priority becomes how to stay warm and not die.

Here’s an image for ya. Remember the scene from the movie “A Christmas Story”? When I dress on a winter’s day to go out at dawn and feed the critters that’s what sticks in my mind. You know the scene where Ralphie’s little brother Randy waddles along with his arms sticking out from his body? He’s a cocoon on two legs! That’s me, too! We're "separated at birth."

Randy snow suit renee winter suit

"A Christmas Story" photo courtesy
6/24/2014 5:34:55 PM

I agree that the animals appreciate that you show up and don't judge the ensemble.

2/9/2014 10:15:14 AM

Renee-Lucie, fashion and practically never went together unless you consider LL Bean and Carhartt fashion. I'd take some good muck boots to Nike sneakers any day. Warm and dry always wins in my mind. Running a 1000 acre ranch is very admirable in my opinion. Even though I live in urban city USA, my attire is still farm oriented. Flannel shirts, denim jeans, and work boots will be the clothes of the day for this guy. I'm not above Good Will clothes. If it can be patched then patch it. If it can be repurposed, then do it. If it can be handed down then hand it. Fashion clothes, in my personal opinion, are not very useful. As soon as the fashion changes, even though the clothes aren't worn out are replaced. It's a never ending cycle. As for me, I'll stick with the tried and true practical. ***** Have a great farm fashionista day.

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