The Outhouse Guard

Turkey chases family and company to the outhouse.

| Good Old Days

It was about 1936 and times were pretty tough. Mother raised a few turkeys to be dressed and sold to get us a little money for Christmas. 

Of course we had a large "Prize Turkey Gobbler." He had a wide wingspread and enjoyed chasing me with wings spread as I carried a bucket of eggs.

He delighted in catching someone in the "outhouse" and wouldn't let them out. When you yelled for help he just gobbled all the louder and no one could hear you.

One day company came from several miles away. So of course the ladies headed for the little path. Shortly we heard "Old Tom" gobble, gobble, gobble out there, so all rushed out to shoo him away and rescue the ladies. Mother was so embarrassed.

Mrs. Gene Turner
Ponca City, Oklahoma

Back in 1955 a call went out from the editors of the then Capper’s Weekly asking for readers to send in articles on true pioneers. Hundreds of letters came pouring in from early settlers and their children, many now in their 80s and 90s, and from grandchildren of settlers, all with tales to tell. So many articles were received that a decision was made to create a book, and in 1956, the first My Folks title – My Folks Came in a Covered Wagon – hit the shelves. Nine other books have since been published in the My Folks series, all filled to the brim with true tales from Capper’s readers, and we are proud to make those stories available to our growing online community. 



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