Storyteller


| June 2005



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Storyteller

Outsmarted

A game warden spotted a camper walking back to his campsite carrying a 5-gallon bucket.

'Good evening, sir,' said the game warden, noticing several live fish swimming in the bucket. 'Can I see your fishing license?'

'I don't have one,' the camper said.

'Do you realize that you must have a fishing license to fish at the lake?' asked the game warden.

'Oh, I haven't been fishing,' the camper said.

'Then how do you explain that bucket of fish you're carrying?' asked the game warden.





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